What the hell happened to getting awesome (useless) free stuff in cereal? COllecting pogs, tazos and slapsticks … Or how if you had a Sharky, your life was complete (until you realise how actually shit Sharky was in battle …)

I remember when our Primary School head teacher was telling us that she was banning Crazy Bones because of all the small scale wars erupting over swapping and losing and shit, and she inadvertently reffered to people who played the game as “Boners” … But I digress …

BRING BACK THE FREE SHIT IN OUR CEREAL!!!

Or just incredibly stupid that I cried when Dave’s gerbils died?

Or that I’m scared of getting pets incase they die?

=/

I love finding old flash movies!

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/shavecut

DOGZILLA!!!

I die laughing.

Is it wrong and incredibly shallow to think my life would be significantly improved if I was thin and attractive?

An epic failure.

I am stupidly fat, hideously ugly (though admittedly I can’t help that), and completely fucking USELESS!

I have hit a huge wall in my creative psyche … and I can’t do anything!

Aaaarrrghhh!

 Instructions:
1. Open your library. (iTunes, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle.
3. Press play.
4. For every question, type the song that’s playing.
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button.


Opening Credits:

Follow Me Down - 3OH3! ft. Neon Hitch

Waking Up:

Queensbury Rules - Gallows

First Day of School:

Out Of Luck - The King Blues

Falling in Love:

Caving In - Bullets & Octane

Prom:

Shut Your Mouth - Garbage 

Life:

Paper Planes - MIA

Mental Breakdown:

Stupid MF - Mindless Self Indulgence 

Driving:

Crimewave - Crystal Castles

Flashback:

Russian Roulette - Rihanna

Getting Back Together:

Baptism - Crystal Castles

Losing Your Virginity:

Drumming Song - Florence & the Machine

Wedding:

Space Oddity - David Bowie

Birth of Child:

Cosmic Love - Florence & the Machine

Final Battle:                                                                                                                                

I Ain’t Your Saviour - Bullets & Octane

Death Scene:

I Gave You All - Mumford & Sons 

Funeral Song:

Misery - Gallows

End Credits:

Sing For Absolution - Muse

Being jobless. But I wouldn’t mind if I was attractive, because then I would feel like I had something going for me. The best thing about me is my boyfriend. Soon enough he’ll realise how much of a hideous, neurotic little toad I am and dump me for someone beautiful with a job and enviable figure.

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Gramma Hall.

Was a lovely service today, a really beautiful send off for her. Hope she’s happy where she is now.